What cheese do you use to hide a horse?MascaponeWhat cheese can you use to tempt a bear?Camembert.What does cheese say when it looks in the mirror?Halloumi.
Susan Kelly ● 1608d41 Comments
What do you call a vampire cheese?Comte DraculaDid you know that The Beatles had their own cheese?Let It BrieTo tie in with other threads, don't forget if using a car...drive Caerphilly.I'll get my coat, I'm Gouda here!
N V Brooks ● 1608d
What cheese do they eat on the clerical benches of the House of Lords? Stinking Bishop - what else?
Colin Jordan ● 1608d
I was in Waitrose and a man threw a pint of milk and some cheese at me. I thought "How dairy!"
Chris Blackwell ● 1608d
You think you’re feta than me?
Loraine Pemberton ● 1608d
I don't I camembert any more of these puns!
Adrian Irving ● 1608d
Well done Susan, good for a laugh
Elizabeth Ross ● 1608d
This thread reminds me of an old My Word story from Dennis Norden and Barry Cryer,Barry Took et al which ends after several preposterous scenarios in,'He was dressed in a brie for Thora T.'
Keith Iddon ● 1608d
Edammed if you do, Edammed if you don't!I cook on a Baby Belling.I gouda brand new pair of roller skates.She's a femme fetale.Boursin Johnson (well, he is a joke)And other such nonsense.
Anne England ● 1608d
Susan...we fondue!We needs a laugh.
Jim Lawes ● 1608d
What cheese is known as Yorkshire Swearing Cheese ?Edam.
Richard Greenhough ● 1608d
Sounds a bit rude jim
Julian Pavey ● 1608d
Q: What cheese is made backwards?A: Edam.
Q: Why are drivers in Wakes the safestA: Because they drive Cairphilly.
Stewart Jones ● 1608d
Jarlsberg,the best cheese in the world...probably.
What cheese is likely to be served at a Masonic do?Kraft!
To brie or not to brie that is the question.
Adrian Irving ● 1607d
Which cheese do they like at Number 10?Roule.It's one Roule for them and another Roule for the rest of us.
I don't THINK I camembert any more of these puns.
Yes, they're all too cheesy for my liking.
Anne England ● 1607d
...and this thread is stilt-(going)-on?
Lucy Chambers ● 1607d
I cheddar to think what vegans thing about this thread.
....and the wine of choice at Number 10 has to be liefrommouth.
And they say fromage comes wisdom..
Keith Iddon ● 1607d
That’s a fetaccompli.
Stewart Jones ● 1607d
I was born in Cheese wick.. and am close to crackers!
Jim Lawes ● 1607d
I think I'll try to forget all I've Red, Leicester a fit of giggles gets me.
Vivienne Cox ● 1607d
I heard that the recently deceased doyen of the horse racing world Mr.Piggott was a communist sympathiser and was known privately as Red Lester.
The ex was a bit of a cow. Cheddar big appetite, Gorged on the finest of foods and milked me dry.
It really grates on me to say this but a lot of these efforts are not fully mature.
Andrew Craig ● 1607d
That comment takes the biscuit!
I searched the bottom of the barrel determined to find one more cheesy pun, and finally I cracked it- CRACKER BARREL.
Denis I. Fox ● 1607d
Jubileeve Denis? Are there no more puns?
Remember the great Brighton Beach cheese wars of the 1960s? Every Rocquefort so fiercely that the Mozzarella shredded.
Alastair Banton ● 1607d
Epoisse been a lively thread!
And no one has been cheesed off at all.
Thanks for all the contributions. Makes a change from doom and gloom.
Susan Kelly ● 1606d
Whey to go Susan.
Keith Iddon ● 1606d
Stiltons of cheesy puns out there. You won’t have to wait Langres.
Alastair Banton ● 1606d
We are really milking it now.
Andrew Craig ● 1606d
You don't want to feel cowed by all this.
Lucy Chambers ● 1606d
Cheddar no grater love for anyone more than Krafty me!
Jim Lawes ● 1606d