Chiswick Cycle Lane. News on The Street.
News on the street has it that the cycle Lane is to be redesignated into a Donkey Lane.The reason given is that it was seen in its present state as a ' Summer School Run Lane' and did not offer enough benefits to the wider community as a whole.And given Christmas is upon us, it would be very seasonal to have ass, asses or donkeys gliding along the Chiswick High Road, also fantastic for all our well being.What about the methane I hear you cry. Don't worry the council will have ass, asses or Donkey plug in points that. ass, asses or donkeys can be plugged into, that will light new loads of dosh street lighting.Also if said ass, asses or donkeys manage to gain enough momento and go through a red light, new cameras will take a photo of said ass, asses or Donkey and they will receive a fine.Seems like the council top knobs who have messed up our roads, have invited there new friend BoJo to open this new Ass, I mean Donkey Lane.Although 88 percent of the community may rejected these new changes to Chiswick, the council will ignore the results and push through with it regardlessBecause that is how Hounslow Council Democracy works.
PATRICK MULHALL ● 917d2 Comments