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some horrible truth in what you say Adrian..Here's more bad news – in my earliest incarnation as a Fleet Street reporter for  a top sports agency then UPI – I used to get sent to cover stories on behalf of all the nationals.  So I'd be producing copy of the same story for the like of The Times, Telegraph, Express and Mirror etc..Be assured that tabloid writing is far and away the hardest.  Dead easy to knock out a tale for the Telegraph.  Not easy for the Mirror.  That's where all the top riters worked and where journalist got paid mega-bucks.So – if you're the self-appointed Chief Reporter for the W4 Daily Grudge, I can only say you and your clickbait staff all need a right kick up the arse!  Rite something ORIGINAL for once.  Lay off all the cliché phrases you use time and again.  If you want to make a joke, at least make the bloody joke funny - instead of cretin-dull with a sodding emoji hung on its tail.And no repeating yourself.  If I get ONE more tale of a jogger coming within six inches of a boring woman who can almost feel his breath on her bloody neck, that journo will be sacked.  Where are stories about the Covid murderers?  What about the W4 parrot who squawks “I've got the covid I've got the covid”.  Where's the headline story of the jealous neighbours' revenge – a covid bomb in a polystyrene bag packed with the breath of a covid victim and thrown through a Bedford Park window attached to a brick?Get busy oh creative twerp that you are...Tomorrow's W4 news goes to bed at midnight..

Stuart Kerr ● 2114d