Agreed Roger. We get these calls every so often, and depending what mood I'm in, I'll talk over him until he stops rabbiting on from his script, and ask him what his inside leg measurement is. This has the effect of stopping him in his tracks, because that sort of response is not in his script, and he's not sure how to respond. Then, while he's thinking how to reply, I turn the phone round so I have no idea what or if he's saying anything, and let go with some very choice expletives for a few minutes. Funnily enough, he never responds. I often preface my response with something like: 'Meat phall very hot sir'. Must purchase a dog whistle as well, to add to the overall effect.
Brian Coyle ● 2205d