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The devil is in the Dettol

The content of latest press briefing from Trump must be a new unsurpassable low.There must be many red faces from embarrassment and anger at the White House, surely..?

Keith Iddon ● 2386d31 Comments

The look on the face of the female advisor he kept jesturing to was toe-curling. But his popularity with the proles just goes up with each new outburst. It'll end in tears

Richard Kenney ● 2385d

"There must be many red faces from embarrassment and anger at the White House, surely..?"Why? Any fool who joined his administration is as thick as he is.

Steve Taylor ● 2385d

from Sarah Cooper, comedian, tik tok performance to aforementioned insane utterings,via twittercopy and paste into your browser,well worth the laugh (cos you gotta laugh, otherwise you'll cry)https://twitter.com/sarahcpr/status/1253474772702429189

Claudia Jachtmann ● 2385d

Well if any of the nutcases who are besotted with The Donald do as he says that should solve a few problems.

Vanessa Smith ● 2385d

Keith, love the thread title!

Ken Munn ● 2385d

How dare you criticise Mr President! 3 weeks ago I had a splitting headache and a dry cough. Fearing 14 days isolation I had a half pint of Dettol and was right as rain the next morning. (Possibly Fake News)

John Connelly ● 2385d

Moral dilemma. If Trump gets the virus, how many would want him to take his own medicine?

Vivienne Cox ● 2385d

I would pay for the Dettol.

Keith Iddon ● 2385d

If that idea catches on, someone in the USA will want to prohibit Dettol, leading to a whole new field of profit for the underworld smugglers.

Richard Greenhough ● 2385d

"If that idea catches on, someone in the USA will want to prohibit Dettol, leading to a whole new field of profit for the underworld smugglers." And a new meaning for "rotgut".

Les Fletcher ● 2385d

'Lysol and Dettol manufacturer tells customers not to inject disinfectants as possible treatment for COVID-19Reckitt Benckiser, the British company that makes Lysol and Dettol, issued a press release on Friday urging its customers not to consume or inject its cleaning products after President Donald Trump suggested the possibility of injecting disinfectants as a treatment for COVID-19.'

Claudia Jachtmann ● 2385d

We are 24 hours away from the first death by Dettol report in the US or the first report of ´Dettol Injection done cured me , LordJesus’  from Grimsville, Kentucky.

Stewart Jones ● 2385d

I hope you aren’t sat at home with a hose, Swiss Army Knife and bottle of bleach trying to inject as per USA Presidents suggestion. Stable Genius...Forgot that you’ll need a mop, bucket, sponge, road map of Cairo, an ice pick and a packet of Hobnobs. Good luck

Paul Lang ● 2385d

Cheers Ken. Donny has now proven that he really is clean round the bend.

Keith Iddon ● 2385d

Great video on Rory Cellan-Jones twitter feed of Trump's medical advisor's reaction  https://twitter.com/ruskin147/status/1253556287104843777

Claire Moran ● 2385d

Don't even wipe any plastic down with Dettol!  We discovered this accidentally some years ago.  On investigation we then discovered that Dettol is widely used to remove paint on Warhammer models.  I think its the pine oil.

Philippa Bond ● 2385d

Just listened to the latest Trump briefing. This complete f>>wit is now claiming he was being sarcastic about injecting disinfectant. He is a pathetic child, completely out of his depth.  Every morning I wake up after a deep sleep and the daily realities surge in. Sometimes, in those early minutes,  my memories of what I have heard on the news the night before about what is happening, particularly in the US, seems part of a surreal dream.  It also, these days, the more I hear, is becoming part of waking reality. HOW CAN AMERICANS VOTE FOR THIS??????

Claire Moran ● 2385d

I have to say, where are the young people in America? Where are the protests, or at least some coordination to combat Trump? Biden, Warren and Saunders are surely a bit past it.

Vivienne Cox ● 2385d

An American vicar has died after injecting himself with disinfectant.Donald Trump has been arrested for a bleach of the priest.

Richard Greenhough ● 2385d

Phnarr phnarr.

Keith Iddon ● 2385d

This has to be the best - enjoy and share:https://youtu.be/TkU1ob_lHCw

Martin Weaver ● 2385d

This one arrived with us yesterday - it is brilliant!It's a good job we can laugh - that man is a menace and yet no-one seems to have the guts to tell him he's talking b*ll*cks! It is truly frightening that a complete moron can hold such high office with so much power, he makes our lot look good, and that's not easy!

Vanessa Smith ● 2385d

Brilliant. You've got to be in an age-risk category for Covid-19 to remember the original Wimoweh version.

Robert Fish ● 2385d

Trump must have got the idea from this old music hall song he might have heard as a child:"Mrs. O'Malley, down in the valley,Suffered from ulcers, I understand.So she swallowed grandma's Lysol,Now she has the cleanest ulcers in the land!"...with several similar verses.

Peter Evans ● 2384d

Is this the same country that had Abe Lincoln and George Washington as elected leaders? My giddy aunt - they must be spinning in their graves.

Vanessa Smith ● 2384d

Poor Donald TrumpWas down in the dumpsFrom a crisis which just wouldn't endBut it got even worseOn injecting his arseFor it Lysol-ed him clean round the bend

Richard Cathcart ● 2384d

Trump knows exactly what he is saying and how to throw the press in another direction, surely no one honestly believe he meant every word.

Janice Evans ● 2384d

"Trump knows exactly what he is saying and how to throw the press in another direction, surely no one honestly believe he meant every word"Mental health alert - Janice, see a doctor!

John Connelly ● 2384d

According to Dr. Jennifer Daniels, overall death rates, to date, in the USA this year are 35% down. Trump's your man!

Michael Brown ● 2384d

Ha, sorry but I think it's his odd way of carrying on.

Janice Evans ● 2384d

My reply was for John.

Janice Evans ● 2384d