'Come on Pritti, it's must be your turn to do the press conference by now!''But what do I know about hospitals, masks and testing kits? All I know about is cutting the police, the probation service and prison officers, and how to stop low skilled immigrants coming into the country'.'I think you mean 'vital public servants' and 'key workers', Pritti, so maybe you'd better steer clear of that. Haven't you got some hastily worked up, headline catching initiative you could launch?''I suppose I could get one of my team to come up with something on, er, domestic violence, if I lean on them a bit.''Just the ticket, Pritti. And throw in a few million pounds to compensate for some of the cuts you imposed last year.''OK, but how do I deal with tricky questions from the press pack?''You'll be fine, but whatever you do, never explain and never apologise!'
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