..three men in a boat going round and round in circles...
(having just read the Mk 1 PM letter thread)...Imagine walking into a bar post Covid and sitting at a table with Stewart Jones, Peter Evans and Ken Munn...“lovely weather”, you say cheerfully as you sip your first pint...“Pity about the Prime Minister,” replies superbrain Ken Munn.“Piffling idiot of a man”, professor of politics Stewart Jones growls.“”Thick as two short planks,” suggests brilliant conversationalist Peter Evans.“Oh come on guys,” you try hopefully. “Can't we talk about something else”.“You're right there” says Ken Munn gravely. “The thing about Boris is there's nothing else worth talking about.”“Don't tell me you voted for that twisting creep,” murmurs Stewart Jones threateningly.“Course he did”, snarls Peter Evans. “Otherwise all he'd want to do is talk and talk about Boris Johnson all day and all night long - day in day out. Come to think of it......THE THREE HEROES FINISH THEIR DRINKS AND GET UP TO LEAVEMUNN: OK lads. Back to the Chiswick Forum. There's important work needs doing - educating the local riff-raff on the inside story of Boris Johnson ....THUD!!!!!SCREAM!!!!!PS:- I only hope I NEVER come across one of you guys across a dinner table - 'cos if I ever did I'd either pull my own head off or slash my wrists with the carving knife.....
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