GGGRRRRRR!!Thank goodness for folk like Susan, Mark, Alastair and Francis..This thread's enough to make a saint scream!As if this forum's saturated in originality or even mild creativity! Then someone takes the trouble to invent a nice little April Fool story (which would have taken several hours ) only for the local bad-taste police (not one with a creative bone in his/her body) to come along and to throw a pile of deeply-offended mud in its face!Grrrrr. It's not even dark humour let alone black. It's simply a pretty decent piece of work, created in good faith and well worthy of it's place as an April 1st headline. I liked it too as did Anita Blake on another thread..PS:- (and Silvia, there's always someone – but next year do try and not be the one to give the game away... no need)
Stuart Kerr ● 2409d