Wednesday funny
Plane with five passengers on board - Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, The Pope and a 10-year-old schoolboy. The plane is about to crash and there are only four parachutes.Trump said “I need one. I’m the smartest man in the USA and am needed to sort out the problems of the World!” He takes one and jumps.Boris said “I’m needed to sort out Britain”. He takes one and jumps.The Pope said “I need one as the world needs the Catholic Church.’ He takes one and jumps.Angela said to the 10-year old "You can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only just starting."The 10 year old replied "Don’t worry, there are two parachutes left. The smartest man in the USA took my school bag."
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